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This Woman Changed Her Last Name to Bieber for Reasons You Can Probably Guess

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This Woman Changed Her Last Name to Bieber for Reasons You Can Probably Guess

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Justin Bieber has always inspired a certain level of insanity in his young female fans, but one superfan’s Bieber Fever just went terminal. The 22-year-old formerly known as Gabrielle Newton is now known as Gabrielle Newton-Bieber.

Not content to simply sleep with a life-size cutout of the singer and cover herself in Bieber-inspired tattoos (five, to be exact), Ms. Bieber took the plunge and changed her name to mark her 18th birthday. In fact, it was a present from her mother, an enabler if there ever was one. I mean, she already refers to him as her husband so what’s the difference really?

She says she “came out” (using that terminology to describe her announcing to the press that her last name is legally Bieber seems like an insult to homosexuals everywhere) in hopes of meeting her true love when he plays Sheffield in October. Justin Bieber, I strongly urge you not to do that, but you probably will because IMAGINE THE TRACTION ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

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And while this is all rather hilarious, Bieber’s biggest fan is truly a stage-five clinger whose obsession may be cause for concern.

“I do think if I won the lottery I would probably end up stalking him, finding where he’s living and move there,” she told the Nottingham Post.

But the real travesty is how outdated her cardboard cutout is.