So at some point Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and Juergen Teller went to the Château d’Ambleville in France and did the weirdest photoshoot in the history of mankind.
Produced by System magazine, Kanye, Juergen & Kim depicts Kim posing on mounds of dirt in unflattering nude lingerie, West in all black leaning against a tree (perhaps thinking, “What the fuck are we even doing here?” or maybe, “This is gonna be the best photo booklet the world has ever seen!”) and Teller marching through rivers in a puffy winter jacket and no pants. There is something very creepy about an older gentleman wearing a puffy jacket and no pants.
West styled the shoot (which explains why it’s so terrible… er… provocative) and Teller took the pics (other than the ones of himself without pants on. Who took those? Who cares). Kim, as usual, simply existed.
If you would like to own this bizarre piece of nonsense, it can be purchased soon via System or at Dover Street Market in London from Saturday and in New York from July 18.