Music

This Insanely Racist ‘Asian Girlz’ Video Has to be a Parody, Right?

Music

This Insanely Racist ‘Asian Girlz’ Video Has to be a Parody, Right?

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Calling out something for being racist on the internet has become too easy of late, mostly because of all the racist shit everywhere on the internet. Like this song “Asian Girlz” by California band Day Above Ground for example.

“I love your sticky rice. Butt fucking all night. Bitch I love you.  I love your creamy yellow thighs. Ooh your slanted eyes. It’s the Year of the Dragon. Ninja pussy I’m stabbin”

While it’s bad enough for winning Asian Stereotype Bingo, which it is rightfully being called out for, all of that is somehow overshadowed by just how awful it is as a piece of recorded music. I mean, I’m not Asian so I can’t speak authoritatively here, but I’d be more offended as a Person With Ears Who Has Heard Music Before than a member of any ethnic group or culture. It has to be a parody, right? Please. Please can it be that?

It’s not.

As a side note, am I missing something, or does the idea of swimming inside of a gigantic, skyscraper-sized woman’s vagina just not really seem that appealing? Not sure how that concept persists among the bro-ier corners of the internet. Likewise for the whole “Man, I’d like to be her toilet seat/bike/bra” etc etc. Like, dude, you want to be close to someone’s lady parts so much you’re willing to sacrifice sentience and become an inanimate object? Dudes are fucking insane. That can’t be repeated enough.

http://youtu.be/Y0zlkB-s_Vk

 

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