Your Monday just got way more entertaining. Someone’s made a website featuring prophetic life advice touted by “All I Do Is Win” hitmaker and living legend DJ Khaled.
The producer has been recently making headlines with his Snapchat antics, which is where a majority of the site’s inspirational quotes are pulled from. Khaled offers deep insights into his strategies for success like, “The key is not to drive your Jet Ski in the dark,” and “Almond Milk. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Major key to success.” We never realized whole milk was holding us back—thanks, Khaled.
Addressing his newfound Snapchat obsession, Khaled recently told Tech Insider, “You push the button and I’m just being me. You can hear it in my voice. You can see it in my eyes.” Though his advice comes from the heart, Khaled’s obsession with breakfast does seem a little extreme. As always, authenticity reigns supreme.
For a good laugh and some much-needed #MondayMotivation, visit theydontwantyouto.win.