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This Darren Rovell Gag Is What It’s Like to Try to Talk to Most Dudes On Tinder

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This Darren Rovell Gag Is What It’s Like to Try to Talk to Most Dudes On Tinder

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Normally I think the trope of playing wacky games on Tinder for the sole purpose of grinding content out of it for a blog post is hacky and unfunny, but this latest offering, Hitting on Tinder Girls Using Only Word-For-Word Darren Rovell Tweets, is both funny and sort of telling.

Rovell, in case you’re blissfully unfamiliar, is an automated brand-bot pieced together from spare parts from the animated robot that dances on Fox NFL broadcasts. Here are a couple of quick primers from Deadspin that will fill in the rest: These Emails Confirm That ESPN’s Darren Rovell Is A Sensitive Penis. Why People Hate Darren Rovell.

Let’s take a look at a few:

 

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What struck me about a lot of these was how they showed just how game and willing to play along with inanity from a dude women can sometimes be. Not only did they seem unfazed by random nonsense from a dude, but a lot of them just rolled with it and tried to spin the weird opening salvo into banter.

 

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Others simply responded, as you might expect, with indifference.

 

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That’s mostly because, wacky conceit aside, this isn’t really all that out of line from what a normal conversation with any given man is actually like. Random sports-based rantings, opinionated fast food nonsense, trivialities disguised as philosophy. We sneer at Rovell, call him a douche, and a brand-shill, but isn’t that what being a modern man is about? You can’t pretend to be Darren Rovell on Tinder, because all men are Rovell.