Look, you’re going to see this video shared everywhere else on the internet today, but you might as well watch it here because we love you more than those other sites. It’s a good old-fashioned American family illustrating the realities of life and nature to their daughter in the best way they know how: sudden, unsuspected, ravenous death from above. That’s a metaphor for just about everything: America, life itself, the food chain, dubstep, Breaking Bad, religion, and military drones. Most of those things anyway. I swear if we find out that was Jimmy Kimmel in a hawk costume I’m canceling my internet.
“We gotta let Kermit go so he can find his mommy,” mom says.
I wonder if he ever found her in the clouds?