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These Singing Donald Trump Children Are the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen

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These Singing Donald Trump Children Are the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen

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Yesterday at a Trump rally in Florida, this … even transpired. I’m not really sure how to describe it, mostly because I just stuck my head in a wind turbine and I’m slowing bleeding out from the wounds. Writing this blog post will be my last act on Earth. I’m just glad David Bowie didn’t live long enough to see what happened to music the day after he died.

“Apologies for freedom. I can’t handle this,” goes the song, a sort of Kars4Kids style nightmare. “President Donald Trump knows how to make America great. Deal from strength or get crushed every time.”

I choose getting crushed. Please tell my mother I loved her.

Shout out to that sweet synth build coming out of the break at 1:48 though.