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A Theory About Why Literally All of the Kardashians are Pregnant Right Now

Culture

A Theory About Why Literally All of the Kardashians are Pregnant Right Now

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So earlier this year I read an amusing New Yorker article positing that we may be living in a simulation that’s gone off the rails. It’s a pretty nice way to explain all of the unprecedented madness we’ve been experiencing for the past year or two, plus it allows for the oddly comforting thought that none of this matters (it also presents the unsettling thought that our entire existence is a lie, but whatevs).

Anyway, I didn’t exactly believe the simulation theory (seemed to convenient and crackpot-ish to me) until this week, when it came to light that literally all of the Kardashians are pregnant.

In case you’ve been living off the grid, I’ll get you up to speed. Earlier this month, it was confirmed by multiple “close to the Kardashian” sources that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting their third child via surrogate. Then, earlier this week came the rather shocking news that 20-year-old Kylie Jenner is pregnant with Travis Scott’s baby (allegedly it’s a girl). But then, just yesterday, it came out that Khloé Kardashian is pregnant with NBA star Tristan Thompson’s baby. What is happening here?!

If this doesn’t definitively prove that we’re living in a glitchy simulation, I don’t know what does. And if Kendall gets pregnant this week, I will be shook.