Fans of the original film have been rending their internet garments and ringing their internet hands over one of the biggest mysterious about this summer’s Total Recall remake. Will Colin Farrell live up the the big Austrian shoes of Arnold Schwarzenegger? Meh. Will the mystery of what is real and what is a dream be further explained? Suppose that would be nice. Will the updated CGI immerse us in a more believable futuristic world? I don’t know dude, shut up. I just want to know whether or not there’s going to be a hooker with three boobs.
Reader, there is.
But, as FilmDrunk points out, it’s kind of difficult to shoe-horn tri-titted ladies into a PG-13 film, so the filmmakers seem to have found a solution that will make everyone happy. Well, not the fanboys, those dudes are always pissed off, but most of the rest of us.
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