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The “Best” Verses Left Out of Chris Brown’s Drake Diss

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The “Best” Verses Left Out of Chris Brown’s Drake Diss

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One of rap music’s biggest secrets is the extensive use of copy editors to work out the kinks in an MCs rhymes before they actually step into the studio. Actually it’s not, but Chris Brown isn’t a rapper so he probably doesn’t know that. Well Brown’s ignorance is your gain as BULLETT has exclusively obtained a copy of the verses that had to be edited out of Chris Brown’s verses for his Drake diss/remix of Chief Keef’s “I Don’t Like”. See below for the, um, best verses that didn’t make the cut.

 

“Remember on Degrassi when J.T. died?/I ain’t never ever cry so much in my life.”

“Aubrey on the ground/Chris up in the sky/See these earrings/see this bow tie?”

“You only live once/shit I live twice/like Don Draper at the end of season 5.”

“Them eyebrows, man them shits is yikes/Here’s the number for the Korean lady who does mine.”

“Marco!/Yolo!/Marco!/Yolo!/MARCO!/YOLO!”

“Man you got Rihanna/that’s just not fair!/Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe without no air!”

“Hey the verse after mine is the one where Kanye says ‘But I ain’t never hit a woman never in my life.’ Can someone take that out? I’d do it myself but I don’t know how. No, this part isn’t a lyric.”