Guys, the goddamn Suicide Squad album is number one and I don’t even know anymore.
A couple weeks ago I wrote a not at all exaggerated post about how this album is almost as bad as Coachella. It’s a patchwork quilt of mediocre music fashioned together to cover the widest range of tastes, including those who listen exclusively to “alternative” music. Well, jokes on you, Grimes fans, because the plan, predictably, worked like a charm; according to Billboard the thing sold about 182,000 copies. And I thought millenials didn’t buy music.
The Suicide Squad soundtrack is what happens when everyone takes too much molly. We should all be ashamed that this thing hit number one. I BLAME YOU, FRANK OCEAN.
P.S. The Kehlani track is dope tho.