Music

This Taylor Swift UPS Collab is The Weirdest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

Music

This Taylor Swift UPS Collab is The Weirdest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

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I’ve been on this planet for 27 years and in those years I’ve seen some weird shit. I lived through Amanda Byne’s meltdown. I’ve killed my Sims in ever manner possible. I watched someone eat a Double Down at KFC. One time a homeless man threw a bike at me. Still, this collaboration between Taylor Swift and UPS is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen. Just… just watch.

It’s so… unsettling. I feel like, as with the solar eclipse, if I stare at it for too long I’ll go blind, yet I can’t look away. It’s just… what? Why? Who is benefitting from whom? What was the pitch meeting like? Is this supposed to make me like UPS more? Hate Taylor Swift less? Who am I and what am I doing here? What is your end game, Taylor?!

I don’t know, guys. I just don’t know.