We hate Jimmy Fallon’s Ew! sketch. It’s stupid, annoying, and not funny. We are however, obsessed with Taylor Swift (and have the restraining order to prove it), which is why we woke up this morning feeling things like confusion and existential terror. Our one and only appeared on the The Tonight Show last night, and somehow, probably through backstage intimidation tactics, Jimmy Fallon convinced our Taylor to appear in his latest Ew! sketch, where she’s forced to play out the worst kind of nerd stereotypes. Ew is right!