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Subway Spokesman Jared’s Home Raided by FBI for Child Porn

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Subway Spokesman Jared’s Home Raided by FBI for Child Porn

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Remember Jared Fogle, the obese fellow who lost all that weight eating only Subway sandwiches? How can you forget – he singlehandedly made Subway the “healthy choice” at college cafeterias after he dropped over 240 pounds eating $5 foot longs and the like.

Well, Fogle may not be the American hero we all thought he was. Yesterday FBI agents raided his lavish home in an ongoing child porn investigation. Subway execs must be losing their shit rn.

Back in April, the executive director of Fogle’s Jared Foundation (a not-for-profit that eradicates child obesity) was caught with over 400 videos and images of child porn. Yikes.

“We are very concerned and will be monitoring the situation closely. We don’t have any more details at this point,” Subway told CNBC.

No duh they’re concerned. Though the excitement of Fogle’s initial weight loss has subsided, Fogle still travels 200 days a year doing promotional stuff for the chain. In 2013 The New York Daily News said the spokesman was worth $15 million.

Meanwhile, Subway must be wishing their slogan was anything other than “Eat Fresh.”