Like any responsible company, PornHub.com, a website I’ve definitely never heard of until just now, has got their bottom line in mind. Their bottom line in this case just so happens to be bottoms—and tops tops too, lots and lots of tops. That’s why all throughout the month of October, National Breast Cancer Awareness month, the porn site, which, again, I am entirely unfamiliar with, is raising money for breast cancer research. That’s nice, you say, lots of companies are involved in the worthwhile charity—what do they want from me? Well, basically just keep doing what you’re doing. Maybe more so, if that’s possible
For every 30 views of one of their “Small Tits” or “Big Tits” category videos that are viewed, like, to pull two examples out at random, “Please Bang My Wife”, or “Big Boobed Blonde Babe Milf Bangs Her Son’s Baseball Coach”, they will donate 1 cent to a worthy breast cancer charity.
For reasons unexplained, their previous recipient has pulled out, no pun intended. “Unfortunately, we have had to change our targeted beneficiary,” they said in a statement. “As such, Pornhub.com is now calling on all breast cancer foundations to come forward and be considered as the recipient of this cash donation.” Speaking of cumming forward and receiving a donation, you might consider this short film “Nympho Lindsay Meadows Can’t Get Enough Cock.”
One cent per view doesn’t sound like much, but keep in mind, this is literally the sticky coal fire that keeps the internet’s engine burning; they’re already nearing ten million views. You now have our permission to begin masturbating for a good cause.
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