Music

So Much Ass On Display In Flo Rida and Pitbull’s ‘I Can’t Believe It’ Video

Music

So Much Ass On Display In Flo Rida and Pitbull’s ‘I Can’t Believe It’ Video

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In the video for “I Can’t Believe It,” Flo Rida and Pitbull have finally conquered the last hurdle on our way toward heterosexual male utopia, envisioning a land of asses stacked upon asses. This is good because 2 asses = more ass than 1 normal ass that you might find on a non-desembodied, horrifying mutant designed for the male gaze. Flo Rida, bro, are you an ass scientist, because bla bla bla, you get the point.

That’s not all they’ve got on tap in this would be update to “Baby Got Back.” There are alligators, of course, floating ass-deities, mermaids, (strangely not known for their ass-having skills), and big, exaggerated, ass creatures roaming the Earth leaving a path of destruction and boners in their frightening wake.

The song, against my better instincts, however, is kind of fun. Sorry, feminists or whatever. Bums are good.