Film & TV

smh @ the Reese Witherspoon Arrest Video

Film & TV

smh @ the Reese Witherspoon Arrest Video

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Reese Witherspoon, you might remember, if you don’t have too much worth thinking about going on over there in terms of relevant news events, was arrested a couple weeks ago in Georgia for resisting arrest during her husband’s DWI stop. Isn’t this funny, we thought to ourselves. Well, if by funny you mean morbidly depressing, then sure, it can be that. TMZ has found the police cruiser’s dashboard video of the arrest, (via) and it’s a huge bummer. Watch it below if you want, you weirdos. I made it about 20 seconds myself. Much like pooping and having sex, I’m sure none of us want the world to see us getting arrested, because if you’re anything like me and Reese, you say some weeeeeird stuff during all three ordeals. “You’re about to find out who I am!” is one that I find works well across the board.

Reese: “Do you know my name sir?”
Officer: “Don’t need to know.”
Reese “You don’t NEED to know my name?”
Officer: “Not quite yet.”
Reese: “YOU’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHO I AM!”
Reese: “I have done nothing against the law.”
Officer: “Yes you did, you didn’t obey my orders.”
Reese: “I HAVE TO OBEY YOUR ORDERS??”
Reese: “I’m now being arrested and handcuffed??”
Reese: “I’m an American citizen … I’m allowed to stand on American ground.”
Reese: “You better not arrest me.”
Reese: “I’m being anti-American?”
Officer: “Yes, please sit down.”
Reese: “Wow!”
Reese: “You’re harassing me as an American citizen”