If sample size tells us anything, it’s that fashion isn’t about to let human biology get in the way of a fierce new look. But starving to fit in your pants is so last season—attainable, much? This summer’s “Honey I Shrunk The…” look is all about defying physics to afford yourself a myriad of new statement accessories. After all, it is we who must bow to the shiny inanimate objects we create.
We’re still trying to figure out how to rearrange our particles so we can translate this look to IRL, since it is worn best by the 6-8″ tall man or woman. Adopting this new standard of beauty will mean that bracelets will become neckwear and earrings will become facemasks: we love the above aggressive, candy-hued versions from Chris Habana (check the BULLETT Emporium of Bitchin’ Badassery for actual scale and price info). Other upsides of rocking the “Shrink Yourself” trend include saving big on expenses, being able to listen in on your boss from behind his/her wastebin, and making actual baby clothes look like oversized Henrik Vibskov. Stay glued to our site for updates on future technologies that will push this extreme style wave into the mainstream.
Also, if you noticed the sweet elephant cap, you can buy it here. It’s handmade.