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‘Shower With Your Dad’ Game Lets You Wash Up With Virtual Dadbods

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‘Shower With Your Dad’ Game Lets You Wash Up With Virtual Dadbods

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via Styleite

How’s it going there with your (totally under control) daddy issues? Are you still jealous of Anne Hathaway’s relationship with Robert DeNiro in that movie The Intern?

Luckily there’s a slightly disturbing game for that, which will let you lather up with naked dads. Achieve that loving and appropriately erotic hygiene-themed bond by playing this game, called “Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015.”

It all seems mercifully simple and the graphics are rough. Basically, you enter a group shower as a wee little boy and then you gravitate toward the correct dad. You earn points while soaking up the water and a generous view of dadbods. We found it poking around the game service Steam last night, and now we will never be able to unsee it.

Players need: a free spirit + Windows ’95. You can even earn a dad streak, and we’ll just leave it to you to find out what that is.