How’s it going there with your (totally under control) daddy issues? Are you still jealous of Anne Hathaway’s relationship with Robert DeNiro in that movie The Intern?
Luckily there’s a slightly disturbing game for that, which will let you lather up with naked dads. Achieve that loving and appropriately erotic hygiene-themed bond by playing this game, called “Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015.”
It all seems mercifully simple and the graphics are rough. Basically, you enter a group shower as a wee little boy and then you gravitate toward the correct dad. You earn points while soaking up the water and a generous view of dadbods. We found it poking around the game service Steam last night, and now we will never be able to unsee it.
Players need: a free spirit + Windows ’95. You can even earn a dad streak, and we’ll just leave it to you to find out what that is.