The ‘Shit Girls Say’ Guys Take on Their Own Meme


The ‘Shit Girls Say’ Guys Take on Their Own Meme


Since the launch of their twitter parody account, Shit Girls Say, Kyle Humphrey and Graydon Sheppard have taken on an important mission: chronicling the shit that girls, at any given time, are wont to say. With 1,680, 301 twitter followers to date (and counting) and their spin-off web series at 30 million YouTube views, Shit Girls Say has become something of an American institution. At the release of the first Shit Girls Say book, we asked the minds behind the legend to give us their take on some shit theoretical shit might say.

Shit Noam Chomsky’s fictional brother-in-law says
“Thank god I’m fictional so I don’t have to listen to Noam be a downer at Thanksgiving again.”

Shit My Little Pony says
“Where were bronies the first time around?”

Shit my medium-sized pony says
“I wish I had bronies.”

Shit scotch eggs say
“They said I could become anything, so I became the grossest thing possible.”

Shit apolitical reptiles say
“But don’t listen to me, I’m only a 150 year-old tortoise.”

Shit vodka-induced hangovers say
“Bloody Marys anyone?”

Shit butch Glee fanatics say
“I fucking love this fucking show.”

Shit bodyguards of non-famous people say
“I don’t care what anyone says, I love working for Tara Reid.”

Shit punk cymbalists say
“I don’t care what you say, I am an integral part of this band!”

Shit Food Network display vegetables say
“Not another julienne how-to!”

Shit bamboo fetishists say
“Yeah, grow baby, grow.  Feed those pandas.”

Shit crossword geniuses say
“I’m so lonely.”

Shit Olympic curlers say
“Nice sweeping with you.”