Working a red carpet can be a tedious task. The important celebs show up fashionably late, but you’re expected to arrive absurdly early, lest your coveted spot on the front line get nabbed. If you’re a full-time journalist (instead of a deadbeat freelancer like me), you likely came straight from the office, with no time to eat.
One man has a solution: pizza. Yes, some glorious, glorious human can be seen eating a big, greasy slice on the Met Ball red carpet, directly behind Beyoncé.
As Queen B gives her fiercest poses in the Givenchy gown, which consisted of little more than some strategically placed crystals, our hero possesses what is truly the sexiest piece at the Met Gala. Is he even eating that tasty slice or is he just letting its sweet aroma waft towards the celebs who undoubtedly have not eaten za for weeks.
At one point B even turns around as if to say, “Do I smell pizza?!”