Given the amount of nauseating media coverage they’ve instigated—the “candid” photos of them making out on rocks, the “I heart T.S. t-shirt,” the Instagram posts etc etc etc—it feels as though Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston, Hollywood’s lamest couple, have been together forever. Really, this shameless display has only been around three months, and today officially marks the unholy union’s demise.
PEOPLE confirmed that Kanye West’s nemesis and Loki have, like, totally broken up, and if PEOPLE confirms it, you can bet it came from a publicist (Taylor’s, probably) and that it’s true. It’s said to be an “amicable split” because that’s the story that will be of most benefit to the both of them (though some outlets are reporting Taylor was sick of Tom’s insistence on constant PDA to further his career. Oh yeah, it was totally Tom’s insistence).
R.I.P. HiddleSwift. Literally no one will miss you.