Here’s some normal political news: Last night R. Kelly addressed a tongue-in-cheek joke that had been making the rounds that he would be performing at Donald Trump’s inauguration. No one actually thought it was going to happen, but you know how things go now [gestures like a crazy person].
— R. Kelly (@rkelly) January 13, 2017
The rumor/jokes began after the release of an intelligence document earlier this week in which it was alleged that the Russian government had surreptitiously taped Donald Trump enlisting prostitutes to engage in watersport sex activities, which, as you may remember, was also reported to be a preference of Kelly’s.
Bad news for fans, I suppose. Although Trump supporters aren’t losing out in terms of a shitshow, he has managed to book Three Doors Down to play at his Make America Great Again! Welcome Celebration” at the Lincoln Memorial on January 19.