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Pussy Grabber Donald Trump Puts Out Ad Referencing ‘Pervert’ Anthony Weiner

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Pussy Grabber Donald Trump Puts Out Ad Referencing ‘Pervert’ Anthony Weiner

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The end is nigh and Donald Trump is going balls to the wall, releasing a new ad that seems like a South Park spoof but sadly is not. The clip features an overdramatic voiceover, ominous music and unflattering photos of Hillary Clinton texting and shouting. It also references “pervert” Anthony Weiner, who has been dragged into this nightmare to make everything even worse (because that’s what Anthony Weiner does). Not content ruining his own political career, marriage (to total badass Huma Abedin) and reputation again and again, he’s back to mess shit up for Clinton as well. BTW Weiner just checked into rehab for sex addiction, which I am calling bullshit on rn.

If you’re not up to speed, the FBI was investigating Weiner concerning an online affair with a minor (ugh) and uncovered some more e-mails linked to Clinton’s private server. Trump likened it to Watergate (do we even think he knows what Watergate is?). The whole thing is ridiculous.

But not as ridiculous as this advertisement. Of course Weiner is a pervert, but what was that thing that people say about the piece of shit calling the giant turd brown or whatever? Not to mention the fact that we don’t even know what’s in the goddamn e-mails, let alone whether or not they contain “America’s most sensitive secrets.” I can’t even with this shit. Wake me up when it’s over.