Lady Gaga was “departing her hotel in Bucharest, Romania,” begins the description of this video, apparently written by Gaga’s lawyer, or else someone not too clear on how “meanings” of “words” work, when “suddenly a fan attacks her.” [emphasis mine]. There was less physical harm implied in this interaction than in that (fake) bitchy letter she got from Ke$ha the other day.
“Then her bodyguard takes action and hits the fan.” Also hitting the fan: the shit, when homeboy gets his head smashed into the door, and a knee to the neck.
Couple of takeaways here.
1) That one bodyguard guy is really good at his job.
2) Not exactly clear on how “laws” work in Romania, or what Romania even really is, but it can’t be legal to do the equivalent of video-game button masher fatality move just because some dork with a Sharpie walked too close to your boss who’s famous for dancing in shiny costumes, can it? Going to have to reflect on that one. In the meantime, remember this:
3) Autographs are for fucking losers.