A “food artist” by the name of Prudence Staite (what else could her name be, really) made a nativity scene entirely of mature cheddar cheese that will make you question your entire belief system.
Staite’s very Christian masterpiece, which was commissioned by cheese brand Pilgrim’s Choice, took her five days and 88 pounds of cheddar to complete. She also used pickles, which appear as the Wise Men’s gifts.
Way to go Prudence! Now all that’s left to do is grab the Tostitos and melt that Cheesus down.