All things must come to pass, and, much like the life of the gentle, majestic gorilla, it is time to call in the content snipers to put that joke out of its misery. Fortunately, as is the nature of the circle of life, a new contender for the king of the meme jungle has emerged in the form of Oregon Weed Toilet.
The toilet was discovered by a man walking through a park, the Associated Press reports. The Rogue River Police Department posted a photo of it to social media on Wednesday, “saying it’s the largest seizure of pot the department has ever made.”
Eh, I guess that’s a lot of weed.
police also found a small bag of weed weighing 95 lbs. Some would call it a large bag but to me, the coolest reporter alive, its no big deal
— Mike F (@mikefossey) February 12, 2014
As of yet, they don’t know how who the weed belongs to.
“Chief Ken Lewis said Thursday that police still don’t know how the pot got there,” the AP write. “He says it could be anything from a pick up point to a disgruntled citizen making a statement about all the marijuana grows. Lewis said a public works employee checked the toilet three hours before the discovery was made and it was empty. People playing tennis on a nearby court saw nothing suspicious.”