On Saturday two planes collided in midair in Wisconsin. And then everyone died. Or so you would think, but the planes happen to have been filled with skydivers who were getting ready for a jump. NBC News (via Gawker) has footage of the crash that will make you glad that your ass is planted firmly on solid earth at the moment.
And then they agreed to never fly again. Or so you would think. They’re looking forward to their next jump.