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Obama and Beyoncé Are Not Having an Affair, but That Would Be Awesome!

Music

Obama and Beyoncé Are Not Having an Affair, but That Would Be Awesome!

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Let me point out right off the top that this is obviously nonsense, but HOLEEE SHIT, imagine if it weren’t? I would die at how amazing that would be. Literally die sitting right here in the back end of the WordPress platform and they’d find me a week later with my decomposed finger melting into the Publish button, and then my final blog post would never be seen by the world. It would be worth it though.

The fake news comes from a French photographer Pascal Rostain, as Jezebel points out, speaking to the newspaper  Le Figaro

“You know, at this time, the United States, there is something big that is happening… Besides, it’ll go out tomorrow in the Washington Post, we can not say that it is the gutter press [reporting on an] alleged affair between President Barack Obama and Beyoncé. I can assure you that the world will talk about it.”

The rumor is beginning to spread around the French media nonetheless.

Meanwhile, the French president François Hollande is engaged in a troublesome affair of his own at the moment.