In this week’s weirdest news, the Israeli Labor Party has to decided to reschedule their upcoming election, not because of the region’s ongoing turmoil, but for Britney Spears. That’s right—this isn’t a typo.
According to like, every news outlet, the Party made their decision to postpone the vote because Britney will be playing her first concert in Tel Aviv on July 3. Of course, the Labor Party President is insisting the change is only because the concert will cause unnecessary traffic, but we all know the truth — everyone would rather be singing “Toxic.” And can you blame really them? I mean, it’s Britney, bitch.