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News Roundup: Netflix Weed, Taylor Swift (Obvi) and Justin Bieber’s Balls

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News Roundup: Netflix Weed, Taylor Swift (Obvi) and Justin Bieber’s Balls

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A lot of shit goes down in a week. Between celebrity drama, fashion happenings and the actual news, it can be hard to keep up. So here we are with a curated list of this week’s can’t-miss cultural moments and a couple that you probably could miss but wouldn’t want to. 

Proenza Schouler fans rejoice (sort of). The duo will be launching a “White Label,” which is pretty much your classic diffusion line. However, savvy shoppers will note that the jeans and t-shirts in the line already exist, they probably just aren’t selling very well. I, personally, have been a fan of their tie dye t-shirts for years. Wait, now I have to buy stupid “white label” t-shirts? Okay, this is actually terrible news.

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, the first teaser for the Heathers Reboot dropped. I don’t know about this, but I’ll definitely watch it.

And in other, more exciting TV news, there’s going to be a 90s-set show inspired by the enduring bromance between Kate Moss and Alexander McQueen. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the show will be based on Champagne Supernovas, a book by Maureen Callahan that chronicles that glorious, glorious time. Hey guys, did you hear the 90s are trending?!

Netflix put out their own weed for the ultimate Netflix and chill. According to the statement “each strain was cultivated with the specific shows in mind, designed to complement each title based on their tone. For example, sillier shows may be more indica dominant, while dramedies will be more sativa dominant to help the more powerful scenes resonate.” I don’t know about you guys, but I definitely do not want to try House of Cards weed. That being said, if this shit delivers I literally never need to leave my house again.

Taylor Swift did a lot of terrible stuff this week, including dropping a video that’s just… it’s just so bad. You’ve probably seen it. It’s awful.

As a palette cleanser, here’s the new video by the excellent Rosehardt. 



Okay, we’re all just here to talk about Justin Bieber’s balls, right? So last may Biebs made an emergency hospital visit to have his balls looked at. Then, a woman working at the hospital was accused of looking at Bieber’s files to see what was wrong with his balls (who can blame her, really?). Allegedly she was seeing if Biebs had an STD. Now that very woman is suing the hospital for wrongful termination, saying she never accessed the file about Bieber’s balls. So Justin Bieber’s balls have started a lawsuit. What a time to be alive.