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New Rob Ford Video Captures Toronto Mayor In Insane Murderous Rant

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New Rob Ford Video Captures Toronto Mayor In Insane Murderous Rant

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How is this real life? Another insane video of troubled crack-smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford has emerged today, unearthed by the Toronto Star. In it, a presumably fucked out of his mind (presumably), Ford goes on a rant about an unnamed adversary, showing that his time hanging around with Hulk Hogan has paid off.

“No holds barred, brother. He dies or I die brother. Brother, you’ve never seen me fucking go…” he boasts at one point.

“I’ll rip his fucking throat out, I’ll rip his eyes out,” he says, doing the most spot-on Chris Farley impression you’ve ever seen.

“…When he’s dead, I’ll make sure that motherfucker is dead. I need ten minutes to make sure he’s dead.”

Then he rethinks it.

“It’ll be over in five minutes.”

Thinking again.

“No, ten minutes. It’ll be a bad… I am a sick motherfucker dude, but no one is going to fuck around with me…”

Setting aside all of the alleged criminal wrongdoing Ford has been accused of, how can anyone trust as their leader someone who has such a poor grasp of how to behave in public around people who can be video recording you at any given moment saying batshit crazy things? Forget the drug charges, throw this guy out of office for not understanding how technology works.

Watch the video here.