The Dirty Dancing remake is, apparently, still a thing that’s actually happening, because why wouldn’t it be, and the cast is looking absolutely bonkers, as in bonkers-good, and also bonkers-bonkers. Tapped to star in the ABC production are Abigail Breslin as Baby, Colt Prattes as Johnny, Debra Messing and Bruce Greenwood (evil dad incarnate!) as Mrs and Dr. Jake Houseman,Sarah Hyland as their daughter Lisa, Nicole Scherzinger as Penny, and Billy Dee Williams as Tito. Not to mention Katey Goddamn Sagal as Vivian. But while that’s still a ways off, in the meantime, we’ve got this insane cake I spotted in the window of Yum Bunnies Cakery in Belmont, Mass. It’s somehow both the silliest and funnest-seeming cake ever.