As of this morning, Nate Silver has President Obama at a 90.9% probable chance to get re-elected. However, that figure’s down about 1.5% from last night, which means we should all be panicking to assess how such a precipitous fall might’ve occurred, and how the republic will be able to survive. Fortunately, there are ways to alleviate the nervousness. The folks at Animal NY hooked up this “a-dog-able”* clip of synching death metal to the sweet sound of pugs screeching their tiny heads off, which will surely make you giggle if you’re not already gnawing your hand off. They’ve labeled it “Pug Destroyer,” a play on words of the infamous metal band, and that’s basically all you need to know. Click, enjoy, and don’t forget to vote; we will be fine, or something like it, by the morning.
* Not sorry!