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Miss Colombia Offered Alternative Career in Porn

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Miss Colombia Offered Alternative Career in Porn

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As the internet surely told you, Miss Colombia’s illegitimate reign as Miss Universe lasted mere moments, thanks to the sheer incompetence of Steve Harvey (you had one job Steve. Smh), but now she has been offered another, less prestigious career opportunity: porn.

Yes, TMZ reports that the fine folks at Vivid are attempting to capitalize on Ariadna Gutierrez’s misfortune by offering her a porn deal. And although the contract would compensate the Miss Universe hopeful to the tune of $1 million, the fact that this offer has been made public knowledge really seems like a truly bizarre way to kick a girl while she’s down.

Here’s Vivid company head Steve Hirsch’s unconvincing pitch: “Celebrity sex tapes we have distributed have enhanced the careers of stars such as Kim Kardashian, Kendra Wilkinson, Pamela Anderson and many others.” Illustrious ranks if I’ve ever heard them. He adds: “You will pick your partners, the type of sex you want to have and how many movies you ultimately appear in.”

Smutty opportunism if I’ve ever seen it. Meanwhile, Gutierrez has responded to the snafu via Instagram, saying, “After the storm comes the calm. Your destiny is written for you. And my destiny was this. I was able to bring happiness to my country after becoming Miss Universe for only a couple of minutes.”