Miley Cyrus has some health advice for all young ladies out there. Forget what your doctor told you about apples a day keeping them away. Fruits, veggies, and other healthy things one should be putting onto their bodies AREN’T going to keep the haters away, which is the real epidemic, and we want to follow Doctor Cyrus’s orders! Today Miley posted a health conscious message to her 14.4 million followers: “a masturbate a day keeps the haters away.” Funny, we wonder how many boys and girls jerked it to her recently released V Magazine nude polaroids. We could just chalk this all up to a dose of daily Miley bad girl antics, but let’s not dismiss the countless studies showing frequent masturbation is good for your health. (Or did we make that up?) And thanks to Miley’s recent pioneering into the medical field, she has discovered it also keeps the haters away.