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How Does Miley Celebrate Xmas?

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How Does Miley Celebrate Xmas?

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By hitting a Santa-shaped bong?

By twerking all up on some reindeer?

By peeing on a Christmas tree adorned with ornaments of fuzzy bears while Jeffrey Deitch and various art world tastemakers take photos for Instagram?

Probably. But Miley also dresses up as a slutty, gun-wielding elf (looks like a Spring Breakers Christmas Special) and, later, just a couple of festive, sparkly nipple coverings. So this is Xmas? More like XXXmas! Lolz.

But what’s most disturbing is that Miley is sporting the same tacky tinsel wig she donned for her Art Basel performance just a couple weeks ago. Oh, the horror!