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Meet Donald, The Pheasant that Looks and Acts Like Trump

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Meet Donald, The Pheasant that Looks and Acts Like Trump

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Meet Donald. Donald has slick, distinguishable gold-orange coif, loves “strutting around the place” and really likes to “mount” the ladies.

No, this is not Donald Trump the garbage person that wants to be President. This is Donald Trump the douchey pheasant from Queens.

311 received a call yesterday from some folks claiming that “Donald Trump was in their back yard,” says Katy Hansen, an ACC spokeswoman. Since the residents were Democrats, they were particularly perturbed by their unwelcome guest.

Donald is currently behind kept at the Wild Bird Fund on the Upper West Side, where he apparently likes to bone the ducks. He’s even taken a lover named Siena. She may or may not be in it for the feed.

Though I am not familiar with pheasant Donald’s political stance, it’s safe to say he’d make a better President than the Trump we’ve got running currently, a fact that’s just plain sad.