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Madonna Announces She Will Give a Blow Job to Anyone Who Votes for Hillary Clinton

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Madonna Announces She Will Give a Blow Job to Anyone Who Votes for Hillary Clinton

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As if there isn’t already enough incentive to vote for Hillary Clinton, here’s a clincher: if you vote for Hillary Clinton, Madonna will give you a blow job.

Madonna made her big announcement last night, while opening for Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden. “One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy,” she said. “If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job.”

And Madonna doesn’t just give any ‘ol BJ. Anyone who’s seen Madonna: Truth or Dare knows that her approach to sexuality has always been woke af so it’s unsurprising that at 58, homegirl knows what she’s doing – just ask her. “I’m good. I’m good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact, yeah,” she said. “And I do swallow.”

I’m with her. Just one question: what about the ladies, Madonna?