Every day I lose a little more faith in humanity and today that happened on account of the RompHim, aka rompers for bros. Just when we thought bros couldn’t get any worse, we had to go and make them goddamn rompers. We have officially reached rock bottom.
If you want to ruin your afternoon, just take a gander at the RompHim Kickstarter. It claims that this garment will “revolutionize fashion” and promises that the wearer will “turn heads and break hearts.” They’ve made good on the second claim, because by god the RompHim is heartbreaking. Naturally it comes in a variety of pastels and a splattered paint print, which looks like the backdrop for school photos that your parents get mad at you for choosing.
The promo photos feature boys shooting pool, drinking brewskis and attending music festivals. Presumably the RompHim is the perfect outfit in which to objectify women, get shitfaced and listen to sick beats, bro. This is my nightmare.