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I Literally Cannot Even With Trump’s ‘Woman Card’ Thing

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I Literally Cannot Even With Trump’s ‘Woman Card’ Thing

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Being a woman makes life so much easier, am I right ladies? Thanks to our handy dandy “woman card,” which we’re given at birth, we have the luxury of being paid less than men for doing the same job, being objectified and sexualized, like, all the goddamn time and did I mention the unrealistic beauty standards we’re supposed to adhere to? Gee, being a woman is easy breezy (beautiful Covergirl).

Thank heavens Hillary Clinton carries her Woman Card with her everywhere she goes, otherwise she’d have no shot at the Oval… or at least that’s what human shit stain Donald Trump says. “Without the woman’s card, Hillary would not even be a viable person to run for city council positions,” Trump told NBC’s Today.

Oh, right, Donald, being a woman makes it wayyyyyyyy easier to win the Presidency, that’s why there have been so many female presidents in the past!

“She’s playing that card like I have never seen anybody play it before,” he goes on to say.

Meanwhile, Trump continues to play the idiot woman-hating hatemonger with terrible hair card again and again and again.