Lindsay Lohan’s latest comeback tour has been somewhat of a disaster. First, LiLo wanted to show the world she was newly reformed and had settled down with her fiancé in Europe—But we all know how that one went.
Now, LiLo is still in Europe—thankfully without ex-fiancé Egor—and has been appropriately hanging out on yachts in Turkey. But apparently, even that is too trying for the actress, who reportedly sliced off part of her finger while trying to “anchor the boat by herself.” Lucky for Lindsay, someone found the missing part of her finger anew (and didn’t sell it on eBay). Doctors were able to miraculously reattach it, unscathed.
Poor Linds—seems like no matter what she does, everything post-Parent Trap just keeps getting worse and worse, that is except for her criminally unsung pop career. We’re still pulling for her, though.