It’s a great day for right-brain thinkers who are having trouble coming up with new jokes for the #ReplaceASongNameWithTwerk hashtag. Unfortunately, the rest of us, who spend our nights dreaming of a day when the word vanishes from the universal vernacular, are shit out of luck. Lil Twist featuring—get ready—Justin Bieber x Miley Cyrus, “Twerk” just leaked, and if you weren’t a fan of Miley’s recent VMA performance, I’ll venture a guess that it’s not going to be your fave fall jam.
Have a listen, befoe you twerk your ratchet self all the way to the trill trap. We hope the artwork isn’t official, because it’s way too TRAPLORD and we’ve already had our fill of derivative bullshit for this afternoon. Since it’s a leak, links may disappear as quickly as they come up, so you can always Google “twerkety twerk ractchet trap hood twerk molly YOLO twerk” if the video stops working.
We’ll be under our desks drinking rubber cement, if you need us.