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Let’s Talk About Trump’s ‘Magic Sauce’ I Guess

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Let’s Talk About Trump’s ‘Magic Sauce’ I Guess

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Those who don’t watch Fox News (which, in a perfect world, would be everyone) had the pleasure of missing a remark by conservative commentator Laura Ingraham on yesterday’s Special Report With Bret Baier that absolutely cannot be unheard. I apologize in advance for bringing it to your attention.

“Despite her great staging and great crowd last night, Hillary Clinton could not and did not point to one accomplishment in foreign policy as secretary of state,” Ingraham says, before delivering the worst sentence in the history of planet earth. “She’s a talented person, she’s very smart, but Trump has the magic sauce.”

“Please, let that be it,” you’re saying to yourself. Alas, it is not.

“He just has to sprinkle it on the issues,” she continues. “And then he has to serve it up in a very pleasing, interesting and sometimes provocative and entertaining way.”

That’s right, Trump is just blowing loads of his Magic Sauce all over America and there’s nothing we can do to protect ourselves.