Culture

Let’s All Laugh at the Beauty Pageant Idiot to Make Ourselves Feel Better

Culture

Let’s All Laugh at the Beauty Pageant Idiot to Make Ourselves Feel Better

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Tell you what, you guys. This woman may be pretty and young and full of life, but I’ll tell you one thing she’s not, and that’s as smart as you and I. So let’s all lean back and have a chuckle over her inability to think on her feet under awkward conditions in front of a crowd, a task for which you and I are uniquely suited to do.

Haha, what is she even saying here? No, seriously, what did she say, because I didn’t watch it. Apparently it’s something really dumb, because all of the geniuses I know in the world are sharing it around.

As always, the important lessons here are that women, although they may not look like models,can still reassure themselves with stories about how all attractive people are stupid, and men, although they may not all be able to achieve sexual congress with beautiful models, can at least remind themselves that all broads are dumb. Win win for everyone. Viral content.

 

http://youtu.be/hjLp4CF5stI

 

h/t  Neetzan Zimmerman of Gawker

 

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