You might have been so busy discussing the unholy union that is Kanye West and Donald Trump, that you missed this much more important gathering. Backstage, after Mariah Carey’s holiday concert in New York, the diva summit took place and it was glorious:
Joined by their disciples, Monroe and Moroccan and Blue Ivy Carter, our saviors beamed as they released this image of hope into the universe. A mysterious fourth child was present as well. We’re cool with it.
This is literally all we wanted for Christmas. God bless us everyone.