Film & TV

Lesbian Necrophilia, Cocaine, Fellatio, and More in the ‘Hemlock Grove’ Trailer

Film & TV

Lesbian Necrophilia, Cocaine, Fellatio, and More in the ‘Hemlock Grove’ Trailer

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The NSFW trailer for the upcoming Netflix horror series Awesomest Show Ever, aka Hemlock Grove, was posted online today, and it’s got a little bit of everything you could want: mild fornication, fellatio, heavy cocaine use, lesbian necrophilia, and violent hemorrhaging. Although, I do have to say, why do we have to specify that it’s lesbian necrophilia? Haven’t we come far enough by this point that we can omit such divisive distinctions? Otherwise, sounds great, when can I watch? Outside of turning on my webcam and recording an average night at home I mean. The Eli Roth-helmed, Famke Janssen, Penelope Mitchell, Freya Tingley-starrer, as they would say in a sub-literate industry trade, premieres tomorrow actually, wherever fine laptops are open. Here’s the synopsis:

A teenage girl is brutally murdered, sparking a hunt for her killer. But in a town where everyone hides a secret, will they find the monster among them?

OR DID THE MONSTER LIVE WITHIN US THE WHOLE TIME? Probably that.