Even his millions-deep phalanx of Beliebers hasn’t kept Justin Bieber from what most would consider to be several sizable press snafus as of late, beginning with the ongoing Brazilian maybe-hooker scandal and subsequent Argentianian-flag Stompgate. And while it’s almost knee-jerk to judge the wealthy and universally adored as if they have some personal responsibility to each one of us to fulfill our own impressions of them, it’s time we put our foot down.
Justin Bieber is 19 years old. I am so unbelievably glad that when I was 19, the universe wasn’t connected (with pics and video) via hundreds of social networks, because I somehow managed to escape my most hellish years of self-discovery with no external permanent consequences. I can only imagine how far I would have had to go to satisfy my amplified hormones if I’d already been accustomed to fawning attention from a coterie of assistants and hangers-on. In a time where the youth should be so lucky, a video of Bieber sleeping in bed after consexual sex (which btw constitutes the same coital act be it with a prostitute or unpaid thot) is hardly cause for alarm, and certainly not smearworthy.
Justin Bieber also once thought Canada was a continent, probably an indication he was wholly unaware that the “crumpled rag” he was using his mic stand to sweep across the stage with a tragicomic Vaudevillian flourish was indeed the Argentinian flag. The video footage is so incredibly awkward to watch because you can tell Biebs has absolutely no clue while he’s hamming it up for the screaming crowd that he is desecrating a unifying symbol of their great nation. He thought it was a shirt, people.
LEAVE JUSTIN BIEBER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let him fuck, smoke and shuffle flags in peace, and just listen to the damn music. Bieber doesn’t owe you shit.