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LCD Soundsystem is Not Reuniting ‘You Fucking Morons’

Music

LCD Soundsystem is Not Reuniting ‘You Fucking Morons’

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LCD Soundsystem will not be reuniting in 2016, despite a powerful rumor started by numerous sources and picked up by several outlets including Billboard and Consequence of Sound. The latter says the rumor is “confirmed” because DFA, James Murphy’s label, retweeted their unsubstantiated article. And Billboard insists its “well-placed” source says the band is “definitely reuniting.” Sorry nerds, your friendly DFA label manager Kris Peterson is here to crush your dreams.

In fact, the only person who’s benefiting from this rumor is Peterson, as he seems to be having a blast tweeting about it. His jokes are all pretty spot on, so I’ll save time and energy coming up with my own and just include a few more of his.

Unicorns don’t exist, Santa isn’t real and LCD Soundsystem is not getting back together in 2016. As for Peterson, he signs off with the only question that matters.