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Last Night Donald Trump Hosted The Dinner Party of our Nightmares

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Last Night Donald Trump Hosted The Dinner Party of our Nightmares

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If you need further proof that we are living in the Upside Down, get a load of who Donald Trump had over for dinner last night:

Oh, NBD, just our President hosting a casual Wednesday dinner party with Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock. Sure, Ted can bring his wife, Shemane Deziel. Oh, Kid Rock just got engaged to a women named Audrey Berry? Of course, the more the merrier!

Here are some anecdotes they may or may not have discussed:

That time Ted Nugent said “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”

That time Sarah Palin said this while endorsing Trump: “How about the rest of us? Right-winging, bitter-clinging, proud clingers of our guns, our God, and our religion, and our Constitution.”

That time Shemane Deziel got arrested for bringing a gun into the Dallas airport.

That time Kid Rock made a sex tape with the lead singer from Creed.

That time Ted Nugent claims he told Obama to “suck on my machine gun,” adding “Hey Hillary [Clinton], you might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch.”

Still not convinced this is the stuff of nightmares? Here’s a picture of Rock, Nugent and Palin smirking in front of Hillary Clinton’s portraits. And those rude jerks didn’t even take their hats off inside the White House.